You're starting over!
*The "they need a token-blonde" on Jersey Shore?
*The Twilight Saga's Rosalie? (Nikki Reed, I've never loved you more than I do now.)
*A Scandinavian pop star?
*A new girlfriend for Hugh Heffner?
*Prospective date for Tiger Woods?
I shouldn't criticize...who am I to judge? After all, it is better than that gross mullet she's been sporting for the past year.
But seriously? New hair is a fresh start for Kate? How's she gonna manage extensions and her eight children?
Please allow me to quote this fine gentleman:
"Lord, I apologize for that right there...
be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea.