Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Better Than The Mullet, I Guess.

So...

You're starting over!

As what?

*Middle-aged Barbie?

*The "they need a token-blonde" on Jersey Shore?

*The Twilight Saga's Rosalie? (Nikki Reed, I've never loved you more than I do now.)

*A Scandinavian pop star?

*A new girlfriend for Hugh Heffner?

*Vegas showgirl?

*Prospective date for Tiger Woods?


I shouldn't criticize...who am I to judge? After all, it is better than that gross mullet she's been sporting for the past year.

But seriously? New hair is a fresh start for Kate? How's she gonna manage extensions and her eight children?

Please allow me to quote this fine gentleman:

"Lord, I apologize for that right there...
be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea.
Amen!"

37 comments:

Janet said...

NICE. I wish I could find a new hairdo to START OVER. DO you think TLC or whatever that show was on would make me a reality show and buy me hair extensions too?

My show -> Why books are better...;)

Marta said...

Uuuuuh, yes, to all your options. For reals? *shakes head*

Brandy said...

Well they already gave her ass a tummy tuck & a new hair color, it would only make sense that now TLC is giving her extensions right? Besides who needs to watch their kids when you have help?! Sheesh. Get with the program already Lula! Long fake hair & nannies are all the rage!

Love, love, LURVE Larry. He's the funniest redneck I know.

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Lauren said...

It almost looks like she took the reverse mullet and just switched to business in the front and party in the back now.

Almost everything about that woman bothers me.

Vicki said...

I agree with Sun. Never seen their show, but that rooster look was horrible. I like the long. And girl, if I could rock it (meaning, if my hair would actually grow that long), I sure would. I'm too cheap to buy the weave though.

Shannon said...

I think she looks like a Pomeranian now! SCARY!

Michelle said...

Forget Kate, I want more Larry the Cable Guy!!! ;)

Fidgeting Gidget said...

I think she should have pulled a Britney and just shaved her head...I mean, I think she's nuts enough to do that.

I wish she would just GO AWAY.

Maybe they'll put her on an edition of that show, "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here." In New Guinea. And the starving pygmies can kidnap her.

And I love me some Larry.

S Club Mama said...

That looks photoshopped - gross. But I know that a hair cut or color always makes me feel refreshed when I'm itching for change, so maybe it'll work for her. I hope it does but that she doesn't start a romance too soon with those babies needing her so much.

And I love Larry the Cable Guy. He grew up very close to here.

Sara said...

That? Is still a mullet.
The end.

singedwingangel said...

I have never liked the show , first time I saw em on Dr. Phil I could not stand either of them. He was an overgrown man child who let her pull him around by thenose... I don't think she is the least bit pretty and I really don't think she is pretty now..

Karen said...

It's amazing what they can do with Photoshop these days.

They made her look like she's ALMOST a pleasant person.

Jen said...

She totally looks like Barbie! Maybe that is going to be her new profession.


Seriously, long hair with 8 kids. I think not. I guess she will have to hire someone to hold it for her.

Live.Love.Eat said...

Anything's better than a mullet, that's fo sho. And if I ever had a mullet, the 1st thing I should think about is starting over. Whatever that means.

I have never NOT wanted my own tv show, fame and money until I saw these people....

Bekah Buttons said...

dude.. what did she DO!? in a million years i NEVER would've known that was her

KarmaPearl said...

I guess she got tired of people making fun of her heinous hairstyle.

Joke's on her, though, cuz now we're just going to make fun of this one, too. Kate, you just can't win.

angie said...

Wow. That's all it takes to start over? Extensions? Huh. :)

Heather said...

I did not even recognize her. She does look younger, I'll give her that.

Those poor babies. That's all I can think of. That woman is crazy, and so is the ex.

Wow.

CaraBee said...

Heather took my exact comment. Word for word. Great minds.

Elena said...

LOLLL!!! Oh my word....that prayer made me laugh so hard I almost fell out of my chair. What in the world?? LOL!!!

Michelle Hoad said...

What's next? Kate plus eight on a Date?

Tony C said...

Seriously...I'm on Jon and Kate overload.

Those poor kids are screaming towards years of therapy. Maybe they'll get a group discount.

Tony C said...

Oh...and technically wasn't her haircut a reverse mullet before?

Help me out here ladies with the style lingo.

Gina said...

I have a girlfriend who has sported the haircut for much longer and MUCH better than Kate ever did- I had to call her yesterday with the good news that Kate no longer looks like her!!!!

amanda leeann said...

lol!

she's so annoying.

jules said...

Ugh. These extensions are bad! I feel like this is really mullet-y. She does look happy though, so I guess thats good.

vixb said...

No mullet whether reverse or facing forward is good...ever. I never watched that show. I knew it was a train wreck from the start. Just hearing about it second hand embarrassed me :( Those two have got to be the two most self centered people ever!!! Gah!! Great that she got a new hair do and is starting over but unfortunately her kids it's gonna take lots and lots of therapy to get past her and her haircut.

Amy B. said...

I'm sorry, but I hate white girl weaves. They look even worse in person than they do on the heads of idiotic women on reality shows.

Em said...

Dear Kate - "start" by crawling under a rock.

And take that animal on your head with you.

Sincerely, your local Child Protective Services agent

Shannon said...

Did you see where her new 'do reportedly cost $7,000!!!

SEVEN. THOUSAND.

DOLLARS.

FOR HAIR.

Caroline said...

I watched a video on people.com of her getting her hair done. I heard she supposedly paid about $7K for it and it looks terrible. I could do a better weave job on someone for less than that. I think short hair suit her better.

Alexa Mae said...

Lula--
let me catch me breath....oooooo eeeeeee.....
okay. why have i never been here? your blog is every definition of the word awesome|chic|rockstar|and words alike. you stole a little piece of my heart tonight. i will write Lula on it...

Sissy said...

Am I the only one that thinks the extensions look sooooo fake? I mean, they don't match her hair color, at ALL! I'd be fine if they actually looked good, like some stars when you can't tell, but hers just don't.

I wish her happiness as she attempts to start over, cause that's the Christian thing, right? Please tell me I'm right.

Sparkette said...

I am seriously creeped our right now. Eww. Oh not my Larry either.

Connie said...

I read a new headline recently... "kate hates her new hair!" Hmm... wonder why.