Personally I'm more concerned that her hair has clearly never seen a tube of VO5 Hot Oil Treatment, while completely flummoxed that she left the house without first donning some Spanx. She should probably give that belt to Captain Camouflage, as it's more suited to his current apparel.
Once again, please allow me to reference a film I hold near to my heart...and quote on a daily basis:
Truvy: Well, I haven't left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14!
Clairee: You were brought up right.
One can learn a lot from Steel Magnolias. It is full of sage, sound, and solid advice. As is my recommendation for the proper usage of VO5 and nude-colored Spanx.
Thus ends my public service announcement for the day.
*For all those who've asked...no, I did not take this picture!