Friday, May 15, 2009

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

Lauren, one of my most favorite people in the world, recently did a post where she wrote letters to various haters, sandwich shops, delicious-looking celebrities, her husband, etc. It was brilliant. And since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I will now flatter Lauren, brilliantly. Cincy-style. Kings of Leon-style. Lula-style. And...go!
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Dear Hot Blonde Mamas Who Attend A Kings of Leon Concert in Cincinnati,
We ruled the joint. We rocked the house. We were so hardcore that even the sun's rays shone upon us as a spotlight on a stage. The future's so bright I gotta wear ginormous shades. Clearly. Lula, Heather, and Lacey. Yeah, I see ya lookin'.

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Dear Garfield Suites in Downtown Cincy,


The lackluster bathroom facilities in our suite left much to be desired. Good thing the Buddakahn restaurant was next door. That's redemption right there.
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Dear Drunk Guy Who Molested Me Before Kings of Leon Took To The Stage,


So yeah...it was pretty flattering to get hit on by a cute young thing. But when you asked my name and I replied, "Mrs. Robinson," and you didn't catch that reference to our age difference, your charm was lost on me. But thanks for making me feel hot for about 30 seconds. Also, thanks for being inconspicuous--not--with your reefer. It's one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at a concert, but it's quite another to be blowing your Mary Jane-fragranced secondhand smoke in my face all evening. Get the distinction? (And Nikki will get that one.)
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Dear Supercute Girlfriend of Drunk Guy,

If you only knew the fashion mishaps that took place whilst getting ready for this concert. Oh dear, what a hot mess I was. So for you to be very complimentary in regard to my lacy black top...well, that just made me feel Forever 21. For real. And thanks for being cool when your fella found it necessary to grind all up on me when I scooted past y'all to visit the ladies room. But you get zero thanks for not having a shred of modesty or decorum. Honey, a concert is not the place to have sex. While standing amongst 5000 people. While. Standing.Right. Next. To. Us.

*Crickets chirping.*

Ahem.
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Dear Nathan, Matthew, Caleb, and Jared (how you doin'?) Followill,

Y'all rocked it out for a full two hours. Did I sing along to every song? Shake my boo-tay appropriately? Distance myself from Drunk Guy so that he would refrain from trying to get all up in my Kool-Aid? I did. And it was worth every minute of hearing y'all perform in person. Thanks for giving three friends a reason to celebrate a fabulous night on the town. Good times.

"It's taking us on journeys while we wipe away frowns amongst the crowded place..." (from Kings of Leon's "My Party.")

Love,

Lula, Heather, and Lacey

*Heather's post about our trip is awesome. Go read. Seriously. Plus she has "Sex On Fire" playing on her blog and that's worth a visit just for the jams.

31 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Hey. getting it on always feels nice!

Unless by getting hit on, you mean that he was hiding in the bushes and decided to show you his, uh, D*** in a box.

Kristen said...

I'm the most jealous I've ever been. Seriously.

"Gonna run baby run like a stream down a mountainside. With the wind at my back I won't ever even bat an eye ♥"

Best song lyric ever.

Again. The jealousy.

~Michelle~ said...

Mrs. Robinson, thanks once again for a fun post! I laughed all the way through :)

imogenci said...

Hahaha! Your drunk guy story cracked me up -especially the Mrs Robinson reference...

Don't you just hate it when you realise that generation gap? Tsk...tsk...tsk...

Oh well, glad you had fun @ the Kings anyway!

Elizabeth said...

This totally cracked me up!! It looks like you guys had an awesome time, I'm totally jealous!

P.S. - I left something special for you on my blog. It might just be an award for you!

Amy said...

Look at you getting hit on and a little second hand smoked at the same time! Sounds like a fun night. :)
I'm so glad you got to go to the concert. It must have been amazing.

CaraBee said...

Those glasses are fabtabulous! I haven't been to a concert in sooo long. These days I'm all "it's too loud!" and "why didn't I wear my comfortable shoes?" I'm too old. Sigh.

heathersister said...

So glad you all had a great time. Lacey fit right in with you blonds, I however would have stood out with my graying brown hair and ten years on you both. Sorry about your shower problems and homeless experiences. lol

Angie's Spot said...

Love it, love it, love it! And love that you let us live vicariously through this very descriptive (ahem) post.

Heather said...

It all sounds like soooo much fun!!

Melissa said...

My my my....Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo. wo. wo.)

What else is there to say....?

Ya'll are some hot looking thirty-som-soms....and I'm glad to be allied with such lovelies....

Bekah said...

Mrs. Robinson, this was my fav post of yours ever.

We should all copy Lauren all the time

sassy stephanie said...

Yay to you girls for having such a slammin' time. Love the Mrs. Robinson. Too funny.

Elena said...

You party animals! Looks like you had a GREAT girls weekend. So fun! Glad you had fun.

Brandy said...

What is it with hot young drunk guys? I had the same experience, minus the trashy girlfriend, last year at Taste of Chaos. It was flattering the first few times and then not so much

Especially when he drunkingly leaned in to kiss me! WTF?!

Thankfully I was sober and quickly moved into an awkward hug instead.

I'm so jealous of your good times! ~sigh~

Gina said...

Damn, you are HAWT Mrs. Robinson!

Jen said...

I am so glad that you guys had a good time! I want to come next time, k!?!

Lauren said...

You are so hott. Loving the kissy face. Loving the sunglasses. Loving that you got hit on by a hott baby-man.

Love that you did this letter thing!

Amy said...

Good times, great post!

Heather said...

What are you talking about? Your post rocks! At least your pics are full size.

I miss you already. Missed you when I was leaving the hotel, got turned around and ended up in the GHETTO for a few minutes before realizing my mistake.

Tell Lacey the homeless guy said thanks for the cheeseburger. I ran into him whilst doing a u-turn and exiting said ghetto...

I had a GREAT time! Cannot wait to do it again. We made an awesome trio, wouldn't you say?

Mariah said...

Sex at a concert while standing with 5000 people?? I wouldn't even do that. Sounds fun! So, are you crashing my Georgia trip or what?

Pinky Roth said...

Glad you had a great time! The Mrs. Robinson comment was too funny...

Love,

Mom

PS call me

undercover caterer said...

Blech, I've had that happen so many times at shows. Grosso.
Great idea with the letters though, I might just steal it myself.

Marrdy said...

What an adventure. And I love you ever more for quoting Clueless! You do really ROCK.

Shauna said...

Hope you have an awesome weekend :)

Shannon said...

This might just be my most favotitest post of yours. Ever.

Sun said...

Girl, that is just enough to make me WISH I had been there.. I am so glad you had fun.. minus the weird stuff.. Ha :)

x-

April said...

Girl, you give out too much info.....Dr. Scotty may put a halt to your girl trips. (As if he could stop you!!!)

Rhea said...

Looks like a fun trip! Those ginormous shades are hilarious.

themoonisdown said...

you're quoting the bible! aka clueless! HELLO!!!!!!! ;)

It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day!!!

YEA!!! OH that's mt exit!

Vicki said...

Sounds kinda fun. Well, the music part anyway. Lacey looks like Kate Hudson in that picture. Or maybe a little like Jennifer Nettles.