So I have hives on my neck. I said hives, not hickeys. No, I haven't a clue as to how I got the itchies. Last Thursday, when I first started clawing at my neck, I assumed it was a reaction to my new sunscreen. Well you know what they say about assuming, right? By Memorial Day evening I was drawing blood due to all my fervent scratching, when the doctor I live with pronounced, "That's not an allergic reaction...that's dhiwsjkldgnioahye sghopapnnd!" Huh? Speak English for those of us who do not possess a medical degree, please. "It's hives, honey. I'll call in some meds for you."