This is a tale...
and that time they were together. In Ecstasy. Or rather, on Ecstasy.
OK, come on...we didn't shoot a porno, or take drugs...
Of course our cruise ship was named the Ecstasy.
Of course our cruise trip advisor was named Vixen.
I do not make this stuff up, y'all.
But wasn't it all so appropriate?
And here we see Camp Ecstasy...
...also known as our room.
Wait! Let me get it right...
Our Suite. Yeah, we had a suite.
On the Verandah deck.
Word to your mother.
While on our getaway,
did we spend our days in a druken haze,
our nights in brazen debauchery?
And read some more.
On our balcony.
In our beds.
On the Sun deck, overlooking the beautiful blue water.
But mostly on the balcony.
Isn't Tiffany so cute here?
(We love us some Jace. Read the Mortal Instruments series, y'all.)
And then there was this one time...
...we went to Cozumel.
Not to shop. Not to sight-see. Not to eat.
We went to a beach resort...
where we barely left the warm waters of Mexico.
And YES...the water is that blue.
(And where a fellow named Samuel kept us supplied in cold beverages.)
It was pretty much ecstasy.
Did I mention we read a lot?
Just a sampling of the books devoured while on our trip...90% of them were Young Adult.
Because these days, it's the best stuff out there.
Yes, we all read Suzanne Collins' Catching Fire.
(The 2nd book in The Hunger Games series.)
And we all agreed...
Best. Book. Ever.
The three of us will fight anyone who says otherwise.
I could regale you with stories of frequent naps, lavish meals in the ship's dining room, the hilarity of the precious Filipino dude who hosted karaoke, our wild night in the dance club, all the times we laughed so hard that we cried, or reveal the dark side of swimming in the Mexican waters. (Hint: it may or may not have something to do with drunk Florida Gator--ew!--fans who took off their swim trunks and mooned us repeatedly. Yeah. And...gross!)
But I won't brag.
Instead, I'll share with you the souvenir I picked up in Mexico...
I got a boob job.
But don't we look super cute?
And by "we," I clearly mean our faces.
Tiff and Heather, it was the vacation of a lifetime...and I can't wait to do it again and again and again. V4 & After. Amen.
p.s. Tiffany...remember that time Heather and I were on the balcony and we saw a whale? Judy the whale, no less! Love it...