We've just returned from five days in Las Vegas! I know y'all want to hear about Sitscation '09, and I have so much to tell (it was amazing!).
Before I fill you in on all the delicious dirt regarding some of your favorite bloggy peeps, please allow me to share a few of the pictures I captured with my BlackBerry while in Vegas. Because honestly, I take photos of the most random stuff in the world. Even in Vegas. Ask Bekah...she'll confirm. (But she won't tell about all the secret pics we send to each other. Will you, Bek?)
Me: Honey, pose by that Roman statue.
Me: Yes! You are hotter than a Roman statue!
Me: You perv, I said "hotter."
Scott: But "harder" is applicable, too.
I love him. And his Caesar-esque hair did.
Thank you, delicious crab of the sea,
who died to provide this fantastic meal for me.
And thank you, Joe's Stone Crab, for preparing said dead crab for me.
It was a foodgasm. The end.
Here's a transcript of the text that accompanied this picture:
Me: LAUREN! Look! I gasped! Audibly!
Lauren: That was designed for me, clearly.
(Because yes, I photograph lingerie in Macy's, so my friends can
share in the glee of a perfect find. That is not at all creepy.)
Heather gifted me with this hat.
It is the best hat in the history of the world,
and I defy you to try and prove otherwise.
Best. Hat. Ever.
Not only does our other BFF, Tiffany, have this chapeau (with a magenta fleur-di-lis),
Lafayette was also wearing one in the season 2 finale of True Blood.
Is all I can say. And thanks, Heather. I love you!
Gambling doesn't pay.
Not when The Venetian gives you $25 with which to play.
Not when you hit $111.85 on the penny slots.
Don't gamble, kids. Nothing good can come of it.
The Bloody Mary...the perfect breakfast drink.
Look at all those veggies...vitamins...minerals...
...it's the meal of champions.
I'm a champion. Obviously.
more Twilight-related lameness...
"Get Bitten...Be Transformed."
I really don't want to look like a pasty-faced crackwhore.
But thanks for another marketing ploy to further cheapen a beautiful love story.
Yeah Summit, I'm looking at YOU!
If you are ever in Las Vegas & begin to jones for good Mexican,
get thyself to Dos Caminos in The Palazzo.
And then get the grilled shrimp quesadilla.
Oh, hey there! Best food of my life.
What...like y'all don't take pics of your food?
Nikki & I do it all the time.
Pretty soon we'll have a coffee table book, titled,
Delicious Finds for the Food Connoisseur
Or, more simply put,
Our Meals. We Rule.
(On bookshelves, Summer 2010.)
More Vegas adventures to come...right now I have to watch Gossip Girl. Y'all know how I feel about my Mother Chucker.
He would own Vegas. Swoon!