OPEN MEMO TO THOSE WHO DINED AT MT. CARMEL BAPTIST CHURCH, SUNDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 14:
I am very sorry if tiny pieces of plastic were ingested whilst enjoying delicious corn casserole. Pretend it was really opaque onion. Not the wrapper which contained the frozen creamed corn.
Let's not speak of this again, please.
THE PERSON WHO MADE THE CORN CASSEROLE AND FOUND A SMALL PIECE OF PLASTIC IN THE LEFTOVERS.
(I'm not saying it was me...I'm just sayin'.)