My pal Kat, from Sunshine and Lemonade, is known for being the Queen of Random Drivel. Today I'm going to borrow her crown, with her permission. Wait...maybe I should ask her permission first. Let me just give her a call right quick.
Me: Kat, can I borrow your Random Drivel title for my post?
Katrina: Not only will I freely share it with you, I'll virtually place the jewels upon your head, swath a satin sash across your midsection, and fill your arms with dozens of roses.
Me: Thanks...and then I'll return the glory to you at the end of the day. Or maybe not.
Three hours later (and an interruption for Kat to calmly discuss with her girls the ramifications of not going to bed), after a bunch of really good, random rabbit trails of conversation, Kat's phone--yes, her phone--announced, "You have reached your maximum talk time!" I promise y'all...it happened...she got fussed at by the phone. Ah well...it was after 1 am.
So... I have the crown and will now perform my first duty of the day.
About 7 years ago--OK, OK--7 weeks ago, Swirl Girl tagged me for a meme. She thinks I've forgotten...she also thinks I don't know her real name, but I've got a clue for everyone: Peter Pan. That's all I'm sayin'. I heart her. Not long after this bit o' tagging, Melissa and Veggie Mom also showed me some linky love. I'm either supposed to list random things about myself, answer a bunch of fun, insightful questions, or do the hokey-pokey. 'Cause that's what it's all about. I think.
Let's see...six random things about myself? Ummm...I think I've spoken of these before...I'm a Sci-Fi lover, I'm a not-so-closet Goth, Paula Deen is my close, personal friend (yep, still claiming it!), and I find joy in Playtex Sport tampons because they root for me during that time of the month. That's 4 bits of trivia for ya. Two more...hmmmm...oh, I adore Lawrence Welk. I mean, I really love his show...I could dance amongst the bubbles & bouffants with the best of 'em. Finally, I sleep with a pillow over my head, and have since the age of about two.
Could I be any more boring? Oh, how I wish Chandler could recite that line for me. It sounds so much better coming from him.
And now for my "Semi-Monosyllabic Pronouncements for the Day." (Thanks Veggie Mom!)
Where is your cell phone? Purse
Where is your significant other? Work.
What is your hair color? Processed.
Your mother? Reading to my girls.
Your father? Requesting breakfast.
Your favorite thing? Family.
Your dream last night? Hawt!
Your dream/goal? Beach house.
The room you're in? Kitchen.
Your hobby? Reading.
Your fear? Loss.
Where do you want to be in 6 years? The Ellen Show.
Where were you last night? Home...being scolded by Kat's phone.
What you're not? Prejudiced.
One of your wish-list items? Liposuction.
Where you grew up? GEORGIA!
The last thing you did? Took a sip of coffee.
What are you wearing? Grey wife beater & gym shorts.
Your TV? Several.
Your pet? Lewis-the-Cat.
Your computer? Miss Pretty Pink (Dell laptop).
Your mood? Tired.
Missing someone? Yes.
Your car? MomVan.
Something you're not wearing? Make-up.
Favorite store? Target.
Your summer? Still going strong.
Love someone? Yes. Many. Fervently.
Favorite color? "Pink is my signature color..." --Steel Magnolias
When is the last time you laughed? Last night. 'Til the phone interrupted.
Last time you cried? Few days ago...after finishing Breaking Dawn again.
Seriously, y'all...if you're still reading this far I must reward you with a bit of news. But first, thanks for all the tagging love, girls...I pray you haven't been sufficiently bored. My life is indeed random, but also pretty lackluster. I'm sorry I can't even attempt to make this clever!
Onto to the news: NEW GIVEAWAY TOMORROW! Or, FREE STUFF FROM ME! Come back tomorrow, please. If you dare!
Now you know I'm not giving him away...I just thought this post needed a bit of oomph, and who's more qualified to provide than my boyfriend? Exactly.