Last week I watched Regis & Kelly for the first time in months, and Joan Allen was there chatting them up, discussing her new movie, Death Race. Because this movie stars my boyfriend, and because I haven't posted about him in over 3 weeks (I know, right?), I had to take a moment to share this little bit of deliciousness with all of you. Here's how it played out:
Kelly: And Jason Statham is in this movie with you, right?
Joan: Yes, and he is just really lovely. Just perfect to work with.
[Lula: Oh, Joan...you speak so kindly of him. I now love you even more!]
Kelly: I just love him!
Regis: He is quite the action star, isn't he?
[Lula: Yes, Reege...he is MY action star. Let's keep this straight, shall we?]
Kelly: But Joan, you know what I love about him?
Joan: (Not caring a bit that her interview is being upstaged by my boyfriend) Aside from his looks?
Kelly: (laughing) Well that, but does he not smell so good? I mean, that is one good-smelling man!
[Lula: OF COURSE he smells good, Kelly. And get your bony little nose away from my man, or I will take you. I will take you down, woman.]
If Joan responded, I certainly didn't hear it. I was too busy trying to imagine his yummy-smelling self.
There you have it. Like my husband, my boyfriend is an incredible olfactory experience. I will smell him one day. Oh yes, it will happen.
Y'all know where I'll be on August 22.