I had this brilliantly written, fabulously constructed, highly entertaining, and completely hysterical post all ready for the publishing. I had it 2 minutes ago. It is now gone. I cannot get it back. Blogger, you and I are now at odds in a big way.
Please feel my pain. Please tell me this has happened to you before. Please accept the fact that I'm on the cusp of a massive headache and thisclose to a stuffy nose, therefore I'm unable to start all over again. I must convalesce. (Heather, I'm in need of a SS miracle. You know where I'm heading in just a few minutes. It's worked before--I'm holding out hope that it's not a one time deal.)
I'll try again tomorrow. Can you just bear with me 'til then?
Thanks ever so much.
And because I refuse to leave y'all hanging, I offer this...just for now:
An oldie but a goodie. It makes me happy.