From the time I was about nine years old I would beg God, "Please give me a daughter some day. I don't care if you give me seven kids, just please let one of them be a girl...so I can impart my girly wisdom. Make-up, music, boys, fashion...I just really want a daughter, God!"
Last week the toilet in her bathroom was acting up...she tried flushing, to no avail...
Me: Hmmm...I reckon it's stopped up!
Caroline: The batteries must be dead. Daddy will put in some new ones!